(to the tune of “The Cover Of Rolling Stone”, by Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show, 1972)
Song adapted by Evan Jones, C#3372, Guelph, Ontario
Well, we’re great model makers
We just ain’t ‘shake’n’ bakers’
And we’re shunned everywhere we go
We dream about racecars and we dream about planes
And spend hundreds at the model shows
We use all kinds of glues and mix up all kinds of brews
But the thrill we’ve always sought
Is the thrill that’ll getcha when you get your picture
On the cover of the Random Thoughts
[Chorus] (Random Thoughts…) Wanna see my model on
the cover
(Thoughts…) Wanna buy five copies for my mother
(Thoughts…) Wanna see my kick-ass model
On the cover of the Random Thoughts
I got my bare footed kiddies needin’ all kinds a pity
Cuz they don’t have clothes for school
I got my poor ole grey-haired lady
Workin’ to pay for tools
Now a 3D printer simply blows our minds
But our heads won’t really go ‘pop’
Like the pop that’ll getcha when you get your picture
On the cover of the Random Thoughts
[Chorus]
We got enough books to fill our need
To read about models all day
We got a genu-ine double-action
for spraying paint a better way
We got so many kits sittin’ in the stash
We can’t track all the stuff we bought
And we ain’t gettin’ richer ‘cause we can’t get our picture
On the cover of the Random Thoughts
[Chorus]
